Behold...MISFITSVILLE!!
A page on my site dedicated to the Misfits.
I'm going to call this little stop on our voyage "MisfitsVille" ...I would call it "Misfits Land" but everyone knows theres scarecrows there.
The creepy kind.
There are no scarecrows in MisfitsVille.
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Jerry and Doyle.
The only ones that are actually still in the band.
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The good ol' days.
Lets go back...way back. Circa 1980.
Jerry Only in the distance, Glenn Danzig on vocals and a very young Doyle on guitar.
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When the pants still had buttons.
Glenn and Doyle at a rediculously young age.
*sigh* Their devilocks arent even matured yet.
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Say it with me..."Awwwww."
Glenn, Doyle and Jerry.
I'm sorry, this picture is just awesome.
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Glenn-tastic.
Yeah, he LOOKS cute and innocent but you should hear what the boy says.
You wouldnt want your grandmother or any small children listening to it, we'll just
leave it at that.
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She's old.
Jerry, Doyle and Glenn with VAMPIRA.
Once again...this picture is just awesome.
And Jerry looks SO EXCITED.
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Flash forward to about 1997...AMERICAN PSYCHO.
Jerry, Doyle, BRAND NEW VOCALIST MICHALE GRAVES, and Dr. Chud. |
Wee.
Once again Jerry is in the distance...poor Jerry.
Doyles in the middle and lovely Michale Graves is in the front.
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Mmmm...bagels.
Lets start way in the distance...
Dr Chud in his "chubby" stage, Doyle, Michale and Jerry.
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For all the ladies...
Michale Graves and all his sweaty, shirtless splendor.
What? Who said that?!
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"Resistance is futile."
Dr Chud all dressed up for the Star Trek convention.
That menacing smerk is so dreamy.
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For Ding-Ding.
Jerry Only...for Russell.
Becuase he wants to make out with him.
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Doyle.
He's so old but SO RIPPED. How DOES he do it? |
DAMN MACARONI!!!
Let me tell you the story behind this illustration.
One day while on the phone with Russell we got into the conversation of how weird it is that Jerry Only does everyday stuff...like cook macaroni and cheese.
And then Russell in all his wit says something along the lines off "...and he's trying to cook the macaroni but it's frozen so he goes 'DAMN MACARONI! ARRRRGH!' ...and bites it ...and it starts bleeding."
Get it? Becuase its Jerry Only..and the macaroni..yeah...
ANYWAY, me being the easily amused dumbass that I am laugh for about 20 minutes.
Then I drew a picture of it.
And there you have it children, the story of the bleeding macaroni.
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